| | I f'ing  the 90's!
As
much as I enjoy that glorious decade where I matured into the
responsible, contributing member of society I am today, it has become
painfully clear that waaaay too many people at this school lack tact.
Most of you, my dear friends, are utterly tactless. To you, I give you the five fingers across the face...
SLAP!
Let's start off with dance floor ettiquette. If you should feel
the need to move across a dance floor, please do so in a manner that
goes along with the general flow of things. It's like merging
onto a freeway. You certainly wouldn't get on the freeway at
25mph slower than everyone else, and you certainly wouldn't do so with
all doors on your vehicle wide open, so why the fuck do you try to move
across the dance floor while giving everyone else shoves and elbows as
you slosh on by?!? Yeah, I'm looking at you, you little, short,
ugly freshmen teabaggers. I swear, half of you annoyed the shit
out of me, and I almost bitch slapped about 17 of you at the I
the 90's dance. Seriously, don't fuckin' strut around like you
own the fuckin' place, because I will slap you. Better yet, I
will stomp on you, you short little cockroaches! To those of you
who do know that the best way to get across the floor is to kind of
dance your way along with everyone else while saying, "Excuse me," I
give you gold stars, and if you said that while walking by me on the
dance floor, chances are you made me smile on Saturday night. To
those kind people, I say, "Thank you," and I hope that your other little
tactless wiener friends trip and fall outside of Annenberg as I walk
out of Justice, that way I can laugh and point at them.
People also need to learn how to get on elevators. Similar to
when getting on a bus, wait for the people who need to get out to exit
before getting in. Don't just fuckin' barge in as people are
trying to leave. It's rude, it doesn't make much sense, and in my
eyes, it makes you look like a douche!
Dammit, now I'm all flustered. Sing me away, Kylie.
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| | Posted 10/17/2005 3:53 AM - 3 Views - 4 eProps - 1 Comment
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